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A dryly funny tee for people who treat their houseplants like tiny, demanding roommates. The front reads: “Feeling funny after sipping that water? Did you notice the waitress coursing under her breast when she gave it to you?”—a surreal botanical joke with just the right amount of concern. The understated white lettering on charcoal gives it a witty, low-key look that works for plant-care days, greenhouse visits, garden-center trips, or gifting a fellow plant parent who appreciates strange humor. Printed with crisp detail on a durable, relaxed-fit cotton tee, it feels easygoing enough for everyday wear while letting the message do the talking.

Product features
- Strong, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for durable, detailed printing
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed collar designed to retain its shape
- Shoulder tape helps stabilize seams and reduce stretching
- Classic relaxed fit with a crew neckline and tear-away label for comfortable everyday wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat