Your Blood Pressure Spiked Funny Medical Humor T-Shirt
S / Black
$27.94
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A dry, darkly funny tee for anyone who has ever mistaken stress symptoms for a personality trait. The front reads: “Your blood pressure spiked, you have fever, headache, racing heart, tested positive for MDMA and it lasted for a week? Yeah, it’s definitely all in your head…”—a sharp nod to anxiety, overthinking, and the absurd ways we try to explain feeling unwell. A small American flag detail on the sleeve adds a subtle graphic accent, while the back keeps things understated with a small NotAPsStop.com mark. It’s made for late-night thinkers, self-diagnosers, and anyone who appreciates irreverent mental-health humor. Wear it to casual hangouts, comedy nights, festivals, or whenever your coping mechanism is a well-timed joke. The classic relaxed fit, smooth midweight cotton, and crew neckline make it comfortable enough for everyday wear. It features a tear-away label, a seamless tubular body, a shape-retaining ribbed collar, and reinforced shoulder seams. Prints use DTG and DTF techniques for crisp detail.
Product features
- Strong, smooth midweight fabric designed for comfortable everyday wear
- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and improves the shirt’s shape
- Elastic ribbed collar helps retain its form over time
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and helps prevent stretching
- Crisp DTG and DTF printing preserves detailed front, sleeve, and label designs
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Your Blood Pressure Spiked Funny Medical Humor T-Shirt
$27.94
Product features
- Strong, smooth midweight fabric designed for comfortable everyday wear
- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and improves the shirt’s shape
- Elastic ribbed collar helps retain its form over time
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and helps prevent stretching
- Crisp DTG and DTF printing preserves detailed front, sleeve, and label designs
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean